Is your favorite color anything but pink?
Do you make a habit of keeping your fingernails neat and clean?
Do flats and kicks dominate your shoe rack?
Like pigs – girls have been herded and lumped into one particular place since time immemorial. Before, it was the kitchen…
Not that I really mind spending some time in there but, boo hoo!
Now, it’s one particular mind-numbing stereotype that makes me grit my teeth in annoyance every single time.
So, 4 out of 5 guys agree that girls:
♥ are über-sensitive
♥ cry about the smallest things
♥ whine about getting sweaty and dirty
outside the bedroom, of course
♥ expect to always be taken to expensive restaurants
♥ love shopping more than anything else in the world
♥ turn into jealous bitches at the slightest provocation
♥ all adore 'chick flicks'
♥ talk and talk and talk about themselves
♥ have weird eating habits when they're out on dates
♥ go out with playboys and jerks in the hopes of
♥ crave attention
♥ all get together to talk about 'feelings and shit'
♥ nag about weddings and babies more than anything else
Of course there are stereotypes for guys, too – but let’s not go there.
Not today, anyway… *evil grin*
So to give those people who just love to stereotype a slap in the face, I have decided to make a list of what some girls (mainly, my humble self) would do or not do compared to your “average gal.”
SOME GIRLS WOULD...
♥ choose 'Gone in 60 Seconds' over 'The Notebook' any day
♥ not insist on watching romantic movies. 'Lethal Weapon', maybe... 'Titanic'? Not so much
♥ have a lot of fun just staying home doing regular stuff with you
♥ not constantly ask if they look fat or (God forbid!) 'lumpy'
♥ rather grab pizza instead of tiny servings of pretentious food
♥ never take a joke seriously and hold it against you for the next 5-10 years
♥ not change the way they laugh when you're around (in other words - if you don't like it, sod off)
♥ say exactly what they mean and not twist it into words only dogs could understand
♥ not bitch at you for taking too long to text back
♥ not hesitate to tell you when you're being an obnoxious asshole
♥ rather go trekking instead of getting mani-pedis
♥ prefer staying home and cooking as opposed to dressing up for a fancy dinner (most of the time)
♥ never nag or talk at you 'cause they know what that's like and it sucks
♥ not bug you 24/7 to 'open up' about everything when that obviously annoys the hell out of you
♥ not expect you to be 'sweet and perfect' all the darn time (it's a bit sickening really)
♥ not answer your questions in a completely vague and slightly stupid manner
♥ never cheat on you with another guy just 'cause he's a better listener
♥ be okay to just be in the sidelines every now and then
♥ let you make up your own mind about the relationship in your own time. 'Desperate and needy' is NOT a good look for anybody, sweetie.
And there you have it. A comprehensive list of what some girls would that most girls wouldn’t and vice versa.
So chickie, are you some girls or most girls?