SOME GIRLS WOULD!

Is your favorite color anything but pink?
Do you make a habit of keeping your fingernails neat and clean?
Do flats and kicks dominate your shoe rack?

Like pigs – girls have been herded and lumped into one particular place since time immemorial. Before, it was the kitchen…

Not that I really mind spending some time in there but, boo hoo!

Now, it’s one particular mind-numbing stereotype that makes me grit my teeth in annoyance every single time.

So, 4 out of 5 guys agree that girls:

♥ are über-sensitive

♥ cry about the smallest things

♥ whine about getting sweaty and dirty outside the bedroom, of course

♥ expect to always be taken to expensive restaurants

♥ love shopping more than anything else in the world

♥ turn into jealous bitches at the slightest provocation

♥ all adore 'chick flicks'

♥ talk and talk and talk about themselves

♥ have weird eating habits when they're out on dates

♥ go out with playboys and jerks in the hopes of screwing 'fixing' them

♥ crave attention

♥ all get together to talk about 'feelings and shit'

♥ nag about weddings and babies more than anything else

Of course there are stereotypes for guys, too – but let’s not go there.

Not today, anyway… *evil grin*

So to give those people who just love to stereotype a slap in the face, I have decided to make a list of what some girls (mainly, my humble self) would do or not do compared to your “average gal.”

♥ choose 'Gone in 60 Seconds' over 'The Notebook' any day

♥ not insist on watching romantic movies. 'Lethal Weapon', maybe... 
  'Titanic'? Not so much

♥ have a lot of fun just staying home doing regular stuff with you

♥ not constantly ask if they look fat or (God forbid!) 'lumpy'

♥ rather grab pizza instead of tiny servings of pretentious food

♥ never take a joke seriously and hold it against you for 
  the next 5-10 years

♥ not change the way they laugh when you're around 
  (in other words - if you don't like it, sod off)

♥ say exactly what they mean and not twist it into words only 
  dogs could understand

♥ not bitch at you for taking too long to text back

♥ not hesitate to tell you when you're being an obnoxious asshole

♥ rather go trekking instead of getting mani-pedis

♥ prefer staying home and cooking as opposed to dressing up for a 
  fancy dinner (most of the time)

♥ never nag or talk at you 'cause they know what that's like and it sucks

♥ not bug you 24/7 to 'open up' about everything when that 
  obviously annoys the hell out of you

♥ not expect you to be 'sweet and perfect' all the darn time 
  (it's a bit sickening really)

♥ not answer your questions in a completely vague and slightly 
  stupid manner

♥ never cheat on you with another guy just 'cause he's a better listener

♥ be okay to just be in the sidelines every now and then

♥ let you make up your own mind about the relationship in your own time. 
  'Desperate and needy' is NOT a good look for anybody, sweetie.

And there you have it. A comprehensive list of what some girls would  that  most girls wouldn’t and vice versa.

So chickie, are you some girls or most girls?

 

See ya babes! 😉